The first secret i got said something like ' I love you, but what hurts is that your not fighting to keep me'
So, my idea for this was a bit long-winded. However, it goes a little something like this;
- · A girl no longer loves her boyfriend, but the boy is maaadly in love with her!
- · The roles are switched and played upon; so the boy behaves very femininely and the girl acts very boyish.
- · The Boys friends tell him the girl is no good for him, but he doesn’t listen and defends his girl
- · The girl goes to a party, and cheats on him that same night (basically she takes him for a mug)
- · They have a conversation about their relationship that night, and the boy starts crying etc.
- · The girl breaks up with the boy
- · The boy, who has a shrine of the girl in his bedroom, decides to burn some candles as he tries to relax.
- · Unfortunately, one of the candles falls over and burns the house down with him inside L
TThe second postcard read ‘ I would happily change this car for a big penis’
The sentence itself is funny therefore the concept is funny. But this time its not some long drawn out idea…
- · A man is driving his car down the road (the car is really nice by the way)
- · Girls are still not looking at him, or noticing him
- · He’s trying to get the attention of women, but a man has ALL the attention of ALL the women
- · The man in the car realises that the car doesn’t make the man – the willy does!
· Oh and while he’s driving down the road, diegetic music is playing ( ying yang twins – whisper song)
- · He then pulls up outside the hospital
- · Goes inside and whispers to the receptionist and goes into see the doctor
- · When he comes out we notice a bulge in his trousers
- · And he throws his car keys to a man sitting in the waiting room and struts out
- · The last shot we see is him with HUNDREDS of girls around him, and non diegetic music is playing (ying yang twins – whisper song)
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